random things that made me laugh this week

1. Things My Boyfriend Says blog
my brother blogged (or as my other brother says "blurgged" b/c only nerds blog, ergo "blurg")recently about some stoopid shit betwixt he and his ex-luvah and linked to this site: www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com
gawd damn....this was awesome.
this one made me laugh out loud at work:
Population: You.
While E was playing Civilization 4 I decided to go to the store. He asked if I would bring him back something, I said no, and he said:
"And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I'll have to call it Bitchburg."
i think i feel your pain, lady...i think i feel your pain....
but, my boy says some really funny stuff too...sometimes he even types them out....
2. I saw into the future....

20 years from now, when i am grown, i will have 4 children. 3 boys and one little girl.
and, they will form the most awesome rock back in history.
lucky for me - the future is broadcast on YouTube....

you are welcome. i know you are thanking me for bringing that awesomeness into you life.
side note: my boss said the little girl looked like the kid in "the grudge"...then i punched her in the mouth and told her not to talk about my future daughter like that.

:: linky :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_4aGXTHo7w

konichiwa, bitches.


Krankie MacHightrousers said...

You know, that reminds me, I have to pick up a copy of CIV IV. Thanks, baby, your city won't be Bitchburg...it'll be Awesomeville!

wonderbug said...

wow...that backfired.
talk about reading what you want out of a situation.....

Green Fish said...

You know what else your boyfriend said.

"Je plains l'imb├ęcile." (I pity the fool--in French)

He finds this sort of thing funny, Qui a su? (Who knew?)

Green Fish said...

Sweet baby Jesus.....Those meddling kids are playing The Trooper.......Cool

Moxy Ness said...

When your that cool at age 4, where the hell do you go from there?!

Lets see, what kind of things does my boyfriend say??!?! "You can't put cream on your ears!! They'll get WAAY to crusty and you won't be able to hear"